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Here is my translation of VS嵐2017年02月23日 OPT:



S: Okay. The season of graduation trips has already come.
N: Indeed.
S: Today, I'm thinking of hearing stories of blunders committed during overseas trips...
A: Me!
S: Aiba-kun, go ahead.
A: This was when Sho-chan and I went to Australia.
S: That was crazy, wasn't it...
A: We were all there, but me and Sho-chan, we decided to go out drinking for a bit. So we drank, and then, when we decided to head on back, we realized we didn't know the location of our hotel... "Ah, I have the room key", but when I looked at the key, it only has the room number.
(Laughter)
J: Hotel "Blank"'s room number.
S: We know the room number but we didn't know what hotel it was...
A: I remembered, "It's right next door to a famous fast food store" (Probably McDonald's lol)
We took a taxi, and we're like, "We should tell the driver the name of that fast food restaurant!" After we said it, we went around, checking out various branches of that fast food restaurant.
N: I bet there was a lot...
A: There were a lot! Since it was a super famous fastfood restaurant.
S: It took some time looking for it. Since we were drunk, I was already like, "Well, maybe we go to the airport? If we wait at the airport, everyone will come, right?"
(Laughter)
S: It didn't make any sense.
A: Then, when we got to the last (of the fastfood branches), we finally arrived at the hotel, early in the morning.
(Laughter)
S: That was upsetting, wasn't it?
A: It sure was.
S (to O and N): How about you?
O: Well, I guess for me, when we went to Shanghai, when we had a concert there, (To Nino) we ordered room service, right?
N: Right, right, right.
O: When I looked at the menu, I couldn't understand any of it.
N: But the only English word Ohno-san knows is "noodle."
O: "Noodle"...
A: That's good.
O: Then, I called them on the phone, and said "Noodle purizu (please)". I was like, "Yes, I did it"... After that, it didn't arrived like forever.
O and N: 30 minutes, 40 minutes...
O: Then, 50 minutes have passed and it still hasn't arrived. Then the door went "Ding dong".
O and N: "Oh, it's here, it's here".
(Laughter)
O: I went "click" (sound of unlocking) and opened the door, we were like "Is it the noodles? The noodles, right?" but what we saw was this (Imitates the smiling hotel staff) offering a single empty white plate.
(Laughter)
N: They brought us a plate, since we were scared
(maybe to clarify what the plate was about) (we just decided to) "Maybe let's just forget it..."
S: Heh~
O: That's what happened.

End of OPT

Guests:
Aoyama Gakuin Ekiden Team: Kajitani Ryuya, Isshiki Tadashi, Akima Yuhi, Morita Homare, Sadanaga Ryusuke, Onoda Yuji, Tamura Kazuki, Shimoda Yuuta, Ikeda Kinari, Ando Yuuka, Director Hara Susumu
Plus One: Perfume

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(Original Posting Date: 22 February 2017)
Date: 2017-06-28 02:24 am (UTC)

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From: [personal profile] irene_purin
I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT BOTH XD

To think that the 2 drunks actually managed to return to the hotel XD (I wonder how expensive their taxi fare were *oops*)

And that "Noodle purizu" XD They probably heard it as "Noodle plate" and the staffs were so confused that it took them a while to finally deliver the 'order' XDD

Thank you for your translation!
Date: 2018-08-29 02:41 am (UTC)

From: [personal profile] naninuneno489
Thanks for translating this interesting talk!!(^^)

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