VS Arashi 2017.06.15: OP Talk Translated

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Here is my translation of VS嵐2017年6月15日 OPT:

S: Because it's June, I guess we ought to talk about June bride? --That's what I think but... The day after tomorrow is Ninomiya-san's birthday! Happy birthday!!!

(Applause; Text: "17 June, Ninomiya Kazunari-san, Happy Birthday!")

S: On your birthday, we will be doing WakuWaku Gakko in Osaka.

N: Right? That's why, frankly, I'm feeling a non-stop waku-waku (excitement).

(Cue Card: "What gift do you wish to receive?)

S: Ah, gift... What is it? Is there something you want?

A: Besides money, okay? Other than money! Right? I think, money's gonna be there.

S: Let's not ask what gifts he wants from each of us, rather one gift that comes from all of us. Like some huge thing.
A: Ah, I see.

O: If it comes from us four, we each don't have to give him a gift, right?
(Laughter)

S: No, no, no! It doesn't matter if you'll give him, that's a different matter. It's the feeling that counts.

O: Ah, the feeling.

S: So is there something you (Nino) have in mind?

N: I guess... a house.

(Laughter)

A: Not that! You have a house, don't you?
S: If you have one, you don't need it.
A: Right? If you have it, you don't need it.

N: Yeah but what else is there?

J: No no, there's a lot, isn't there!

O: Something game-related, maybe a seat cushion.
N: So that I can use it all the time.

S: Cushion's okay, right? That's it then, the four of us will give you a cushion!!

N: No, I don't like! I don't like!
S: It's cushion then.
N: I don't like!

(Text: Final decision for birthday gift is a cushion!?)

End of OPT.

Guests:

Team Aichi: Amano Hiroyuki (Kyaeen), Speedwagon, Matsuo Yosuke (Zabunguru), Mukai Satoshi (Panther), Fukuda Ayano, Matsui Rena

Plus One: Ueto Aya, Saito Takumi (promoting their movie, "Hirugao")