earth_colors | VS Arashi 2017.03.16: OP Talk + Extra Talk Translated

Here is my translation of VS嵐2017年3月16日 OPT plus Extra Talk:

S: Now, it's graduation ceremony season.

N: Indeed!

S: I would like to hear about the memories of graduation ceremony of everyone in Arashi.

J: Memories of ceremony, huh...?

N: Eh, but weren't there TV cameras during your graduation?

J: There was...

N: Which (personality) did you switch on? Was it the student one or Arashi one?

S: Was (your celebrity mode) on or off?

A: Then, did you have make-up on? Or none?

J: I had no make-up on.

A and N: No make-up. No make-up.

J: I didn't expect to graduate. Even my friends didn't think I'll be able to graduate. That (Nakamura) Shichinosuke (Jun's classmate and bestfriend), right? He said, "Our graduation will be be viewed by the public." So in the morning, I went to the one who usually cuts my hair, and asked, "Can you get my hair styled, please".

A: Eh, you had your hair done.

S: Like a woman who will have her wedding ceremony.

J: Oh right, I remember now. There were no press conference after the ceremony. But there was like "Congratulations" and "Thank you" that sort of thing in the end.

A: Then it was "on".

J: I guess it was "on". That's about it, I think.

N: How about Sho-chan?

J: Somehow, it had the "school entrance ceremony" kind of feel, hadn't it?

S: Well, right, right, right. Mine was like MatsuJun's ceremony, it seemed there were like reporters who came.
A: Heh~

S: Ah, right, I remember now! So, we were in a huge hall, of course there were lots of people I didn't know so we couldn't take pictures... With my parents. Then together with someone from the office who came to the ceremony, we went inside the school building where no one was there, so we (freely) took pictures of me with my mom.

N: Heh~

A: Good memories, huh.

S: Were you like that? The guy, you know, whose second button (of his school uniform) got taken by a girl?

O: Me, I was so excited about that.

S: Oooh! That's a surprise!

N: Suddenly, out of nowhere!?

O: Well, Morita Go*-kun, right? (*older than Ohno by one year)

N: Yes, yes.

O: In his (graduation) pictures, all (the buttons of his school uniform) were gone.

S: No buttons, right?

O: I saw (the pictures).

S: Yes, there were (pictures).

O: I thought beyond a doubt, that I will be like that, too.

(Laughter)

S: Look out now!

N: 'Cause you're both Johnny's, right?

O: And then, my kohai were standing like this (along the sides). (I expected they'll be pointing at my buttons), and say "Please (may I have it?)".

S: The girls, right?

O: As I was walking confidently (passing through them) (he chuckles as he remembers)... Not one of them called out to me.

(Laughter)

O: The buttons were all (complete and lined up) beautifully. I'd rather they were press studs instead.

(Laughter)

S: So then, to everyone who will have their graduation ceremony, on this occasion of your graduation...

Arashi: Congratulations!

End of OPT

Guests:
Movie "P to JK" Team: Kamenashi Kazuya, Tsuchiya Tao, Takasugi Mahiro, Nishihata Daigo, Omasa Aya, Murakami Jun
Plus One Guests: Ogi Hiroaki (Ogiyahagi), Bakarhythm

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Extra Translation!!

Tanioka-Ana's Question:

"What Arashi member's secret that only you know?"

(I will go straight to the members' answers, and try not to translate some of the other lines)

A: It's about Sakurai Sho-kun actually. He's amazing. He has always managed his own schedule. He's very efficient like that but I was surprised the other day, to learn that he knows even my schedule. My private schedule! I thought of going to some famous shrine. When I got on the train, I got a message from Sho-chan, saying "This is the Shinto priest (over there) so..." he sent me a 2 shot of him together with the priest... "No way!! There's no way he'd know!" I said. Maybe he heard it from my manager, and did it for fun, and since he (coincidentally) has a 2-shot with the priest, he sent it to me, I guessed. The next day, when I entered the shrine, that person (priest in the picture) came out... The priest didn't do anything wrong, but I went like "Waa~!" at him.
(When asked how he knew, Sho: Various information would come to me. I heard that Aiba Masaki would be going to the shrine the next day. I wondered if I had a 2-shot with the priest from there. So I thought I'd send it.)

J: In Aiba-kun's home, there's a light. A lighting fixture... That light has a ventilation fan. So when he cooks hotpot or something, he has a light that absorbs the smoke. I thought it was pretty cool. Then, I asked Riida, "What do you want for your birthday present?" He said, "I want this (the lighting ventilation fan). So I gave it to Riida as a gift. Then, when I was looking for it in the internet to give to Riida, I thought, "I want one too". So I also bought one for myself.
(Sho: Then the three of you have one each!)

S: If you say "secret", I wonder if I can't say it on TV but I receive birthday presents from Arashi members, right? Maybe for over 3 or 4 years, only Ninomiya Kazunari has continuously been giving me camouflage goods. One time, he gave me sneakers but... I'm already... (chuckles) overflowing with camouflage!!

(Laughter)

One pair of shoes had blue camouflage, there was red camouflage, green camouflage. All of them were included.

(Nino: There was also digital camouflage design)

Last year, it was sunglasses... Then, another year ago, it was a backpack... I almost wore an all camouflage outfit for tonight!

(Nino: It seems for over 5 years, I was trying to turn him into a soldier...)

Well, my closet has become a soldier's closet.

N: If you say Arashi members, this is about me though. Well, basically I don't go outside, right? Then, I'd be living like sitting down crossed legs on my cushion (most probably playing video games) for 2-3 days but... around the second day or third day, when I stood up, my legs felt really painful, and I went to the hospital to get it checked... I had a sprain from sitting crossed legs too much. I thought I'll be told, "It's your fault" so I didn't tell anyone.

(Sho: It was all your fault)

O: The lighting fixture that I got from MatsuJun as a birthday present... The truth is... I haven't used it yet.
(Audience: Eh~?)

J: I understand, I understand. I haven't used mine either.

(Laughter. Others: Why not?)

J: For some reason, I can't install it. I can't install it without calling for (an electrician).

(Plus One Guest Ogi: Then you inconvenienced him by giving him that)

J: He (Ohno) wanted it!

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whiteleaves0

Thanks for translating these! Your translations are really easy to read :) Just one thing, I think you meant to write Kazunari instead of Kazuya in the 2nd translation when Sho talks about receiving camouflage clothes from Nino!