earth_colors | VS Arashi 2017.03.23: OP Talk Translated

Here is my translation of VS嵐2017年3月23日 OPT:
Note: I'm skipping 2017年4月13日 because Aiba was absent (filming his drama) and so the four did not do OPT much. There were no VSA on 2017年4月06日 and 2017年3月20日 either.

S: Okay, regarding the fiscal year, right... Well, this is our last regular broadcast for the fiscal year.

N: I see.

S: So far, we've been doing a total of 44 competitions (for the fiscal year). How many points do you think we've gotten?

A: We won 30 (of 44).

N: No, it can't be that.

A: Eh, I wonder... what's our winning score.

J: 24 wins and 20 losses.

O: 26 wins and...

(Ohno struggles to calculate the losses. Laughter)

N: You can do it.

O: 22 losses!

S: But that's 4 competitions more.

N: No no, he's already decided! 26 wins and 22 losses. He played in 4 more competitions than anyone else.

S: He played in 48 competitions?

O: 26 wins and 22 losses!!

(Laughter)

S: You're sticking with it, huh. Fine. We'll take it. Then how about (Nino)?

N: I guess around 20 losses...

S: That would be 24 wins.

N: 24-20 for me.

(Except Sho, each of their prediction of scores are listed on screen)

S: Oh, MatsuJun, you're the same with Nino?

J: Yeah, looks like it.

(Staff [off-cam]: Then, here is the actual (total) score...)

(Text: "[Out of 44 competitions] 29 wins and 15 losses")

Everyone: OHH~!

A: I was just one point off!

O: That's amazing.

N: You (Aiba) were substantially correct, you did great.

A: Right? I knew it.

S: Well then, who was the most impressive guest or Plus One guest for you? For me, my overwhelming choice is Sidmar (Antonio Martins)-san.

A (to Sho): Were we together with Sidmar-san? Didn't we take a 3-shot with him?

S: Oh right! (laughs, remembering something) Um, sorry, we actually, what you call, mixed up official business with personal affairs. When Sidmar-san was going out... I asked him, "Sorry but can I take your picture for a while?" At that exact moment, Aiba-kun came out from the toilet... The atmosphere was like...

A: Yeah. It had become awkward, right?

S: Right. Sidmar-san was also like, "Would you (Aiba) like to have a pic with me together?"... It was supposed to be a 2 shot with Sidmar and Aiba-kun. Like this (demonstrates). But I also didn't want to run away (from this opportunity), so (he poses with them)... and that became our enigmatic 3 shot.

A: Our enigmatic 3 shot (laughs).

End of OPT

Guests:

Fuji TV Male Announcers Team: Nakamura Mitsuhiro, Tatemoto Shingo, Tanioka Shinichi, Enami Daijiro, Uchino Taisuke, Fujii Koki, Matsumura Mio, Mita Yurika, Nagashima Yumi, Tsutsumi Reimi

Plus One: Takizawa Hideaki