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earth_colors ([personal profile] earth_colors) wrote2018-08-09 11:51 pm

VS Arashi 2018.07.12: OP Talk Translated

Here is my translation of VS嵐2018年07月12日 OPT:



S: So today July 12 is "Medical Examination Day". Japan's first (mandatory) medical examination was implemented in 1954.

N:
I see.

S: Have you gotten yourself examined?

M: I did.

A: I did. This year, I went.

N: No, I did not.

O: Nope.

S: Me, I'm going next week. (To O and N) You mean you haven't done it yet? Aren't you going, this year? (To N) Anyway, aren't you gonna catch a cold? With that outfit.

(Camera shows N's outfit of T-shirt and shorts)

N:
It's hot, you know.

[Caption: "Full Blast Summer"]

N:
(To O) Maybe we should go this year. We better go!

O: Maybe we should.

S: (To O) You don't want to?

O: (To N) You can never win against that thing, right?

N: That one, right? That thing that makes you wanna puke.

O: Yeah.

N: What do you guys think about the gastroscope thing?

S: I'll take up that challenge this year.

(Others: Eh!?)

A: They'll recommend the one wherein you wake up when it's already over.
(Note: He means anesthesia method; Others: "Ah~")

N:
But it's something you'll want to do only once (in your life and never again).

A: Yeah. Something you'd want to do only once.

S: (ponders for a second) I don't want (to do it anymore!)

N: I've done it too!

M: Why don't you take a video of it.

S demos taking selfie video with
imaginary gastroscope inserted in his mouth

S:
Sorry but I'm going to send (the video) to you (points at members). (Laughter)

End of OPT.

Guests:

Plus One Team: Amako Inter
Opposing Team: "Kenkou de Bunkatekina Saitei Gendo no Seikatsu" Team
Yoshioka Riho, Iura Arata, Kawaei Rina, Yamada Yuki, Kozono Ryo, Endo Kenichi
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[personal profile] sutekinaj 2018-08-09 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much for translating the opening talk.
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[personal profile] niyuzuku 2018-08-10 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
thank you

[personal profile] kmini 2018-08-12 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
thank you for translating this opening of VS Arashi! I love these openings and this one was no exception. Sakurai was hilarious and when he mentioned he was going to send the videos to the members I couldn't help but be reminded of how close they are <3