earth_colors: (homerun)
earth_colors ([personal profile] earth_colors) wrote2017-05-19 01:37 am

VS Arashi 2017.05.18: OP Talk Translated

Here is my translation of VS嵐2017年5月18日 OP Talk:




S: On the topic about Ginza Six,1 have any of you guys of Arashi lined up for something recently?
A: Recently?
S: Well, any will do. For example, the other day, I queued up and bought a printer. I lined up at the cash register, at an electronics emporium. Anything on that level will do.
M: Well, I also do that when I go to a theme park.
S: When was the last time you went?
M: Around five years ago maybe.
A: Was it D (Disney)?
M: D, D, D.
A: D...
M: At D of L (Disneyland).
A: D of L (laughs)
S: Not S? (DisneySea)
M: No, not S.
A: I also lined up quite a lot at D. The thing was...
S: 'Cause it's in your hometown (Chiba), right?
A: The time, when I was in "Jr.", Tackey and Yamapi were in my hometown, so the three of us went (to D).
M: Ah, I was there too!
A: Ah, there were 4 of us!
N: He's forgotten.
M: I was suddenly cut off like this.
S: At that time, you were in Johnny's Jr., well, in other words, it wasn't a big deal, right?
A: Not a big deal.
S: Still, were there people who went "Waa~!"?
M: No, no.
A: Wait, as I think about it now, they did so for Tackey.
M: More like Yamapi.
A: The two of us were the bodyguards.
M: "It's gonna be okay, Yamapi" (demonstrates bodyguard move)
O: Were there like, "Kyaa~!"?
A: There was, right?
M: There was.
S: Yamapi, Tackey and Mickey (Mouse) didn't understand what was happening, right?
(Laughter)
S (to O and N): So did the two of you line up for something?
O: I line up at the supermarket. I would line up at the queue where the number of items are few.
S: I know! The number of items in the basket of the people in front of you, right?
O: The amount in their baskets. I'd have my baggage like this... (pushes an imaginary shopping cart)
N: Isn't it called a "cart"? Eh~!
O: Right. I use the cart.
N: But when I lined up a long time ago, a fight began right next to me. The person in front of me was having a very serious argument with the clerk...
So a guy at the back, wearing a suit, with a strong sense of justice, told the person, "Wait, stop it already, everyone is lining up, it's not just you here at the cash register."
Then, he went like "Stop it" (demonstrates how the suit guy tried to touch the complainant's shoulder), "Pa~n!"
(The complainant said to the suit guy) "Eh? Did you just touch me? You just put your hand on me, didn't you?"
There was a serious fight. Finally the suit guy went like this
(demonstrates how the suit guy pinned the complainant to the floor)
S: Is that a judo pinning technique!? Didn't knock him out but he used shime waza 2 technique! Seemed like a guy who does (mixed) martial arts.
N: I was next to them doing this... (slowly backs away as he looks on in fear)
O: He pinned him down huh.
N: I didn't line up anymore.
O: You were traumatized.

Sho introduces guests:
Peach Girl Team: Yamamoto Mizuki, Inoo Kei, Mackenyu, Nagano Mei, Mikami Kensei, Masu Takeshi
Plus One: Reiji (of Nakagawa Family) and his wife Tomochika.


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[1] New huge shopping complex opened recently.
[2] Judo stranglehold technique.
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[personal profile] sutekinaj 2017-05-29 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! so funny Arashi, simply funny. Never get tired of watching them. thank you so much for the translations.
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[personal profile] bluelight89 2017-05-29 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Lmao Nino's story XD
Thanks for sharing=)
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[personal profile] sa_chan 2017-05-29 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you ! It's really helpful :D
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[personal profile] yuui1010 2017-05-29 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.
Agree that opening talk is interesting. At elast, they try to give us somehting we never heard of anywhere, it is very very rare these past years ^^
I love this kind of liltle tidbits.
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[personal profile] orsa2017 2017-05-29 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!! I still wonder how Ochan gets unnoticed pushing a cart!!
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[personal profile] kiiroinamida 2017-05-29 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for sharing!
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[personal profile] shofa 2017-05-30 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for sharing..
Junba's disneyland and nino's story is do funny xD
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[personal profile] natsuki_chan25 2017-05-30 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
The opening talk is what I look forward to the most in recent VSA. Thanks for translating! :)
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[personal profile] rurikonialenora 2017-05-31 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
WTH Neen.. lol! Thanks for translating..
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[personal profile] maffutaffu 2017-05-31 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
thank you! now i understand what they said about being together in disney!
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[personal profile] pura29 2017-05-31 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
hahhahahahha
now it makes sense Thank you!
<3
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[personal profile] ayuyu 2017-06-02 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for sharing arashi related stuffs lately. I really enjoy your works because basically we share same taste in drama/movie, even cough Ohchan cough.
Looking forward to your upcoming works. Ganbatte!
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[personal profile] fablen 2017-07-02 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for sharing and translating!