VS Arashi 2017.05.04: OP Talk Translated

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Here is my translation of VS嵐2017年5月04日 OPT:

S: Guys of Arashi, what kind of anime program did you like when you were small?

J and A: There were many.

N: There were, right?

J: We were into "Dragon Ball", right? After I became an adult, I bought a DVD box of "Dragon Ball" like a grown up.

N: Really~, you bought it huh.

A: If we talk about being bound ¹ to a DVD...

N: Don't say "bound"...

J: You get bound to it willingly...

A: In the case of getting bound, I bought "High School! Kimengumi" when I grew up.

S: Ah, "Kimengumi", how nostalgic~, I liked that.

A: We liked that, didn't we?

S: How about you, Ohno-san?

O: Me, I watched "Dragon Ball" and "Chibi Maruko-chan".

A: Of course.

O: In the movie ², Sugiyama-kun and Ohno-kun were featured, right?

S: Ah~ ah.

O: When Ohno-kun appeared, I was really happy.

(Laughter)

S: Was there something like that?

O: Yeah, yeah.

S: What about Nino?

N: What made an impact on me was "Kochikame", we appeared in it...

S: We did, right?

A: Yeah.

J: We did.

S: At the time, (our song) was "Nice Na Kokoroiki".

N: I was like, this is sureal, isn't it? Seeing yourself in an anime ³.

S: In terms of weird, so to speak, I have a younger sister, so I watched "Sailor Moon". So I always longed to have a Hentai Kame--(quickly corrects himself) --Tuxedo Kamen (Mask).

N: It's okay. You can long for a Hentai Kamen.

S: I was looking for a Tuxedo Kamen-- (gets distracted by an announcement on screen) Is there something...

N: Ah! Ah!

J: Eh? Eh, what?

O: What's happening?

(They read the text on screen: "Right now, the Plus One Guest says to please call him/her out!")

S: From Plus One? Let's see our Plus One guest!

(Guest appears)

S: Today's Plus One guest is Matsuoka Masahiro (MM)!

MM: Your anime talk took so long!

N and J: Sorry.

A: Sorry, sorry.

S: We blabbed a bit.

A: We apologize.

S: (Reads the text on screen) Eh!? It was four years and one month ago when you were here for Kicking Sniper Business Trip?

MM: Yes it was. With Tokio.

S: Was there this "6 shots"? There's 6 people ⁴...

MM: There was no 6 shots. We aren't V6.

N: It's Onii-san (MM) and us five (of Arashi make 6), is what (Sho) means.

MM: Ah~.

S: If it's like this, then it's gonna be us "Johnny's" VS (???).

A: That's right.

N: We're gonna win for sure! If we have Matsu-ani.

End of OPT

Guests:

Kojima Gundan: Kojima Kazuya (Unjash), Shibata Hidetsugu (Untouchable), Ogi Hiroagi (Ogiyahagi), Suzuki Taku (Drunk Dragon), Kakuta Akihiro (Tokyo03), Kojima Ruriko, Funassyi

Plus One: Masahiro Matsuoka

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[1] Aiba literally said, "shibatteru" which means "bound/tied to", that is why the others reacted to it. He probably means "attached" so much he's addicted to it. ↑

[2] Probably he meant the movie shown in 1990; that makes Ohno ten years old back then. The movie revolved more on the characters, Sugiyama-kun and Ohno-kun who were friends of Maruko-chan. ↑
[3] "Nice Na Kokoroiki" was an ED theme song for "Kochikame" in 2003. Pix here. ↑

[4] I don't understand what exactly Sho is talking about but "6 shots" = 6 people in a picture. Sho was talking about Arashi + Matsu-nii but Matsu-nii probably mistakenly thought Sho was talking about Tokio (having 5 members) that time in the Kicking Sniper game. ↑